Monday, September 5, 2011

Here's a story from the road...

Alright, let me tell you first, that Lacey and I like to take random adventures for absolutely NO reason. You can ask many wrestlers like Trik Davis, manager Eryn, promoter/wrester/manager/commentator Dave Prazak, etc.. etc.. etc... These are great people to ask, cause we randomly show up at their house's.

Thanksgiving was soon, so I decided to fly home to Minnesota to celebrate with family and friends. This was when I was with TNA, and still very blonde. So, Lacey and I decided to drive to Chicago to see some people (hopefully they're home) esp. Dave Prazak to celebrate his late birthday/early Christmas/2 days before Thanksgiving and to go to The Bongo Room. #1 We like to sneak attack people #2 You need an invite to go to the Bongo Room, this is not a place for anyone, Lacey and I have a perma invite.

Ok, so we set off to Chicago on a 6 possibly 7 hour adventure. We stop by the pink elephant on the way and there are NO stickers! Also, this adventure is on VHS somewhere, not sure who has it, but the Racey and Lame adventures may be released

We stayed a few days, but the first day we stayed at Cabana's condo. We decided to make friends a vegetarian dinner, so we discovered a grocery store and went shopping. We took it back to Bana's and started cooking. We decided to make vegetarian tacos and burritos. MMM!! As we cook, I'm the type of person that cleans as they go. Everything is going amazing. Lace and I are cooking, I'm cleaning up in the kitchen sink, then all of a sudden I start to get wet feet, LITERALLY! No one had told me the sink was broken and you had to be VERY careful as you tried doing the dishes. SO, I completely flooded Bana's kitchen. I actually don't think he knows to this day, cause he's never given me crap about it. Well, I found towels all over the house to clean it up, and hung them in the bathroom to dry. When I was done de-flooding the condo, I went back to help Lace. We created an amazing dinner!!! It was a great evening with friends and food, always a great combo.

The next morning, had some Bongo Room w/ a few friends, and BANA! LOL! I could barely look at him without laughing (still doesn't know I flooded his condo). The breakfast was amazing, but you'll never know, because YOU are not invited!

I honestly can't remember where we went after the Bongo Room and for the rest of the day, but there was something RIGHT HERE.. ANYWAYS...

It's getting late, Lace and I have made a few stops, but the stop we were destined for was still a destination we needed to reach. As we're in the car, with a late birthday/early Christmas present bag ready to reaction from Mr. Dave Prazak himself, we pull up to his house. We're sitting in the car with the lights off like true creepers. The lights in the house were pretty much off, so we didn't want to disturb. So, for probably about 5-10 minutes we'd been calling Dave over and over, and getting the same ridiculous voice mail.

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN! The garage door opens, a car starts to back out, but our car is OFF and we rush to turn it on. As this car backs into ours, ALMOST HITTING US, we get the car started and gun it out. Then pulls along our car is Dave and he's yelling, ''WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.'' We yell back in our nervous laugh, ''HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY, EARLY CHRISTMAS, 2 DAYS BEFORE THANKSGIVING!''

This FLOORS  Dave, literally, as he takes off in his car. We start to follow him, as he reverses and comes charging at us, as we're almost @~:@ ourselves. We hurry and park in his driveway, we run up to his car and Dave yells, '' WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?'' We reply, ''Happy late birthday-early Christmas-" days before Thanksgiving!!!!''

We jump in the car, and he keeps repeating himself as we keep repeating the same thing. Then he drives down this one road, FOR A REALLY LONG TIME! I think Lacey and I are worried at this point, because he starts telling us about this murder that just happened in Chicago. As we try and figure out if Prazak is going to kill us, or just drive down this one road for a really long time, we come to the conclusion we're going to die.

He decides to turn off this road he's been driving down forever, then pulls into a parking lot with a Curves. I respond, ''Are you going to Curves?'' I thought this was a smart questions, because he was wearing a windbreaker track suit. I mean, why else would you be wearing this? Clearly, he was leaving the house to workout! But I was WRONG as Prazak had told me. As we sit in the CURVES parking lot, we give Dave his presents. As he opens his presents, he's completely shocked! He LOVED the card, hated some of the silly presents, but LOVED a picture of my pug Collin. He secretly LOVES Collin. They once had a boxing match and Dave told him he wasn't booked, and that was the day they fell in love. Also, there was one present that he FREAKED out, and ripped up into pieces, but he secretly loved it. I'm sorry, but that is something that would have to be seen to understand, boy that was an AMAZING gift!

So, after he opened all of his late birthday presents-early christmas-2 days before Thanksgiving presents, we headed back to the Prazak Estate. Dave takes us to our bedroom, we hang out a bit more, then he tucks us in. The next morning, we set out to look for a paaaaannnnaaaaaacake places, which there are bunches, (this isn't our first looking for pancake places w/ Dave rodeo) and after passing at least 20, we find one. We have a lovely breakfast, snuggles and cuddles, relived the night before and
said our goodbyes.  This will always be an adventure to remember.


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